Bendy Beads

My lovely friends at Good Vibrations sent me on my most recent anal adventure when they mailed me the Fun Factory Bendy Beads to review. This is not my first beaded toy. I own similarly textured dildos and probes, but the Bendy Beads are shaped more like the traditional anal beads used in pornography. The difference is that the Bendy Beads are hygienically superior to the jelly rubber anal beads or the unfinished wood and cotton string bullshit you can find in some of those sleazy sex shops. (I have seen them. They are real, and they are horrifying.)

This type of toy takes some preparation for me to use. Rather than just whipping them out and popping them in for a quick fix I had to take time out of my day just to get my ass ready to test these out, so this review has taken me longer to write than others in the past. When it comes to the Bendy Beads I always have to start with an intensive warm up. Read more

Stronic Eins

Stronic Eins Fun Factory really shook things up this time with their new line of Pulsators. The technology behind these toys is completely different than anything else on the market. Unlike vibrators, the Stronic Eins, Zwei, and Drei do not buzz or rumble. Instead, they are mostly hollow on the inside and utilize a small metal weight that shifts back and forth to create a smooth thrusting motion.

Nothing excited me more than finally getting my hands on the Stronic Eins (the smallest, least textured of the three.) It was a little pricey, but every sex toy reviewer and their kinky grandmother seemed to love this thing. Many claimed it was one of the best g-spot toys out there. Guys, I am disappoint. Read more