Fun facts about my genitals!
Not my vagina
- Longest item inserted vaginally was 6 1/2 inches long.
Throughout the month, depending on where my cervix sits (it moves around believe it or not) my vagina can be anywhere between 2 and 8 inches deep. This is common for most people with vaginas. Length goes almost completely unnoticed as long as whatever it is that I have inserted A. Reaches my g-spot, and B. Does not painfully jab into my cervix.
- Widest item inserted vaginally was 1.75 inches in diameter.
1.5 inches isn’t enough to make me feel full, but 1.75 inches hurts like a bitch and takes several extra hours of preparation to achieve. This is probably due to age, lack of dildos, never birthing children, and PGAD. I prefer items between 1.25 and 1.60 inches in diameter.
- I am a squirter.
Don’t ask me how I do this. I would not call myself some sort of ejaculating expert. I have simply had this ability for as long as I can remember. All I know is that I need more g-spot toys and a Liberator Throe.
- My clitoris is an outie.
My clitoral hood (or foreskin) is almost always retracted. I also have thin labia. This is important to note, especially when reading my reviews, because not everybody will be able to access their clitoris as easily as I can. I have never had trouble finding my clit, because it sticks out like a sore thumb.
- I hate when lube gets on my clitoris when I am masturbating, especially if I am using a vibrator.
I need intense pressure and friction to reach orgasm. Lube is great for penetration, but it makes external play too slippery. Seriously, my clitoris is round like a ball, it it’s too wet then the vibe just slides right off. This is just my preference. Some people can not rub one out without lube.
- I have Pre-Menstrual Dysphoric Disorder and Menometrorrhagia.
What this means is that I essentially have a super period, and I do not mean super as in “excellent” or “very pleasant.” My condition is unwanted, severe, and excessive.
- I have zero desire to have children.
I am actively seeking a doctor who is willing to tie my tubes or even perform a full hysterectomy. Please do not disrespect my most basic ability to make important decisions about my life by insisting that I might change my mind. My focus is on my career, my dildos, and my romantic life. This is not something that is up for debate. I am child free by choice.
- I have Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder.
Myth: I have multiple orgasms every day, effortlessly, whenever I want. My sex life is exciting and my partner and I are SO lucky that I’m always “in the mood” and “ready to go.”
Reality: My vulva is almost always swollen and hurting. I do not have a sexual disorder- I have a pain disorder. The spontaneous orgasms caused by PGAD are different than having multiple orgasms. In fact, they hurt, and often happen when I am at work, hanging out with friends, pooping, driving, exercising, cooking, cleaning, etc. It takes several hours of masturbation to relax my muscles enough for penetrative sex to be possible. My partner and I often become extremely frustrated because it hurts me too much to have conventional intercourse. Nobody with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder wants to hear you tell them that they are lucky.
See how red and swollen it is? I would post a picture when it’s not swollen, but that is an elusive sight. I live with this every single day.
- Sometimes, trying to have sex is like trying to get an angry cat to take a bath. Painful, frustrating, exhausting. Most of the time, my vagina is completely covered by swollen, sensitive tissue.
Thanks to sex toys, I am able to enjoy sex and love my body again. If it weren’t for the manufacturers of body safe sex toys, my life would be a living hell. My toys have helped me more than years of therapy, prescription medications, or any doctor ever has. They saved my sex life; but more than that they gave me an alternative. Now I have the opportunity to help others in my situation.